The Breakfast

Went to breakfast yesterday
Not too far, just down the way
As I was seated in my booth
The server came, her name was Ruth
With swaying hips and awesome legs
She asked me how I like my eggs
I like them very much I said
But I’ll have fruit instead of bread
And even though I love it most
Too much carbs are in the toast
Offer me no hash browns please
Replace it with the cottage cheese
And with my water bring no straw
Where I’m from we drink it raw