Went to breakfast yesterdayNot too far, just down the wayAs I was seated in my boothThe server came, her name was RuthWith swaying hips and awesome legsShe asked me how I like my eggsI like them very much I saidBut I’ll have fruit instead of breadAnd even though I love it mostToo much carbs areContinue reading “The Breakfast”
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Ode to a Self Driving Truck
A song with no tune, first came to me when a friend posted the accompanying meme on facebook. The lengths I’ll go to get a laugh know no limit. 🎵I kepper fulla diesel I washed ‘er ever’ day When I went in the Minimart She up an’ drove away🎵 She left me for a KenworthContinue reading “Ode to a Self Driving Truck”
Grinchy Me
Thank you Dr. Seuss, for providing a simple way to define myself. Grinchy days behind me Grinchy days ahead Holidays don’t cheer me up It’s grumpiness instead I don’t know why I am like this A mystery to me It’s just the way I’ve always been As far as I can see That’s not toContinue reading “Grinchy Me”
The Butt-Head
I’ve always been a butt-head It’s not a source of pride Even though I do my best It’s something I can’t hide It often tends to manifest In ways I can’t suppress How I got to be this way Is anybody’s guess
Salesman Jake
Jake was so excited! Tomorrow, Brother BudPie, his brave, intelligent, clever, and really cute roomie was heading out to evaluate the market for a new product line, and Jake was going with him! The refrigerators were a big hit up by the North Pole, the space heaters did well in Ecuador, and of course, theContinue reading “Salesman Jake”
Jake the Inventor (Test Flight)
“There! Almost got it” muttered the little snake as he tightened the last hold down screw for the framgadget in his new jetpack. “Now I just need to hook the torsion spring onto the flapcap, top off the tank with some go-juice, and it should be ready for a test flight.” Jake the Snake, inventor,Continue reading “Jake the Inventor (Test Flight)”
Butt Dialin’
She called me yesterday But had not much to say I didn’t even think she knew my name And though my face was smilin’ I think her butt was dialin’ What the heck I love her just the same
Just Plain Bud 